What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 14:26

They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Then came..
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
No way
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!